Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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