Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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