Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
