So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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