Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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