There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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