I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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