Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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