Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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