laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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