oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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