The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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