let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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