So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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