So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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