somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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