Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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