A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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