Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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