Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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