Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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