I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Randomize
