I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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