yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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