he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Randomize
