dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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