Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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