Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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