I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You can make out without kissing
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