Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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