He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We have so much sex to catch up on
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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