Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
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Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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