So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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