I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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