i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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