id be glad to
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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