he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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