it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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