Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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