just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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