I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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