stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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