How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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