You smell like stripper and shame
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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