it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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