Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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