I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Two words: blizzard sex
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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