We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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