i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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