Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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